At least it isn’t a baguette of doom.

RD/LGP1-JP043 東洋の妖刀 Touyou no Youtou (Cursed Sword of the Far East)
Normal Spell Card
[REQUIREMENT] You can activate this if you control a face-up Level 7 or higher Celestial Warrior or Warrior monster.
[EFFECT] Choose 1 face-up Normal Monster your opponent controls and destroy it.

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